What Happened At The Oscars?

Claire Nelson, Staff Writer

April 16, 2018

This year was the 90th annual Academy Awards ceremony. As usual, there were many amazing and groundbreaking movies nominated, but, unfortunately, not all of them could win. The ceremony started off on the red carpet. Many cel...

Oh, So Now You’re Asking Me?

Anonymous

April 16, 2018

When asked what my ideal school would include, I immediately felt great amounts of gratitude. For never before in my educational career Had anyone thought to ask “What would you like, dear?” And it took me a mo...

Cow Manure & Populism: They Really are Similar

Joseph Mossbridge, Staff Writer

April 16, 2018

“It was in my mouth. It was in my nose. It was in my soul. And it was on the attack.” – Frank Alfalfamonkey, a fake, yet representative student. “I had a nightmare about the smell. Didn’t sleep for three days...

The Best Memes of 2017

The Bare Minimum

January 20, 2018

We swore 2017 would be better than 2016 and we would totally stick to our New Year’s resolutions. Neither happened. We can all agree that 2017 was a disaster of a year, easily surpassing 2016 in the amount of crap we had to...

Story #7 (At a small bar, somewhere in France, 1940)

Jack Reynolds, Staff Writer

January 20, 2018

This man is frozen in time. His brown eyes stare down with aged amusement at what lies below. An address written on a napkin, scotch in his right hand. Just two stools away, a woman, the same woman who provided the man with the a...

Pool Updates January

Pool Updates January

January 20, 2018

37 Questions You’re Not Used To

January 20, 2018

What is your current home screen picture? Lock screen? Who was the last person who told you they loved you? What was the first thing you thought when you looked in the mirror this morning? What was your first wo...

Horoscopes- January

Horoscopes- January

January 20, 2018